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City Tarragona Spain. - England
Area United Kingdom
Ethnicity European
Sign capricorn

Height 5' 8" (173 cm)
Age 47
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Hair Color Gray
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Do you smoke? Prefer Not To Say
Do you drink? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Prefer Not To Say
Profession Disenchanted writer.
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs? Prefer Not To Say
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  Dating Interests
Castles cemeterys art
food indy cinema everything bar heavy metal

  About Me
  I've had an normal childhood. As a baby I was found abandoned in a Zambezi Brothel by two police dogs, REX and DOLLY. They took me into their kennel, a converted art deco cocktail cabinet, where I lived until they were killed in the rabies scare of 62, leaving me with the one thing money cant buy; Poverty.
I was taken in by nuns, who mailed me by 1st class post to London England It was found I could only communicate in beastial grunts. ( I still give animal grunts when in the throws of passion ).
I attended a school for wayward boys.
From that low beginning I went on to invent cats and work on the tunnel that connects England with Peru. I am in the process of relocating to St Louis MO.

  First Date
  Ah, well first to meet in a bar. The music would have to be anything but heavy metal.
Over drinks, I would slowly dazzle you with lies and slander, then on to a resturant..the meal would have to be french. Small but perfect portions with hidiously complex sauces.
To end, after midnight of course, a trip to the cemetery. There we would ponder life and death, drink wine and make love like hyenas in season. howling at the moon.


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